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December 13, 2006

Iranian President: World is Flat!

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking at the "international conference questioning the Holocaust," declared today:

The earth is flat. Every nation knows this and believes it to be true. That anybody believes the world to be round is simply a plot by Zionist forces to control our thoughts. If, like me, all citizens of the world were to wear tinfoil on their heads regularly, they would realize quickly the truth of this.

In extended comments that were not widely reported, the Iranian leader dispelled a variety of other myths:

It is true that no human has ever landed on the moon. The entirety of the space program was filmed on a ranch near Crawford, Texas through funding provided by Howard Hughes. I can personally verify this because Elvis told me last week when we were hunting snipe near Atlantis.

Posted by Mark at December 13, 2006 01:18 AM

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